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{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
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{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
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